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CUTE TAKES
NON-FICTION
non-fiction
Cat Behaviour Basics
Cats are an ancient friend to us. Friends? Technically, they are friends.
non-fiction
A Brief Summary of The Mystery of Beaver Dams
If you were to trek through most parts of the American Southwest, you’d be quite likely to run into the North American beaver.
non-fiction
Sadness Midnight Rumble
When you are depressed you recall strange events.
SHORT STORIES
short story
Freddy the Frog
“It’s important to be strong”, cried the Elder Frog at the Weekly Frog Council Meet. He was wise and old. And strong - he was strong. “A strong frog can catch many flies with a single tongue-flick. Yes. He may even swing from branch to branch - all with ease.”
short story
Bean Story
Biff was a bean. Yes, a bean. He was green, and small and quite a talker. He would often talk and talk until his bean-sides hurt. Biff spent most of his day with his friend - Bob.
short story
Court
I have lived my entire life with the energy of a man that is rushing to his next meeting, yet I can’t remember if I’ve ever gotten anything done.
POEMS
poem
Timmy The Turtle
Timmy the turtle was a hardworking guy, He’d work all day, then he’d say “I tried”,
poem
The Angel
Timmy lay in bed awake,
poem
Sleepy Song
Little Linda Brown was ten,
poem
Good
Goodness me and goodness you,
poem
August
As Winter grips upon its prey
poem
Stuck On A Spaceship In A Time Of War
You and I are stuck on a spaceship in a time of war. The console beeps out messages and signals to entertain itself, As you and I look out to the stars one last time. “I knew space was black, but this black?” you had said to me
poem
True-To-You
What a wonderful you, you are.
poem
You Suck Sometimes
You suck sometimes, yes, sometimes really you do,
poem
Angry Owl
There was a little baby owl,
poem
Sinusoidal - A Circadian Relationship Redeemed
Oh,
poem
Safe
If all the stars could shine for you, For just a night, if it was true, If they shined in morse they’d tell you so,
poem
Bulb
AS a dying bulb I hope I don’t flicker,
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